R is for Redneck
Carolyn and I don't necessarily expect our boys to tread our same life path, but why must they go down that road we fear? Yes, in spite of their Asian-American heritage and upper middle class upbringing, there is a distinct possibility that Stuart and Ethan may - God have mercy on us - be rednecks. It breaks my heart that they may someday become yellow trash: I see them sitting in front of a mobile home drinking Buds, bantering indiscriminately over Republican ideologies until their wives call them in for dinner - probably sweet and sour pork over fried rice with an egg roll. Someone will be mad that they are one fortune cookie short. He will storm away in his pickup truck to the nearest bar for shots of Jack Daniels and get arrested for DUI.
At that time, when we bail them out of jail, Carolyn and I will chart their cultural descent back to Stuart's 10th birthday when he asked us to take him, Ethan and their cousins to a monster truck show. Can we avert their devolution and turn them on to Shakespeare and sushi? See n Say.
At that time, when we bail them out of jail, Carolyn and I will chart their cultural descent back to Stuart's 10th birthday when he asked us to take him, Ethan and their cousins to a monster truck show. Can we avert their devolution and turn them on to Shakespeare and sushi? See n Say.
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